I just read this online--could you imagine this happening??

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In high school, one of my uncle's friends had a pet orangutan (1970s.) One of my favorite stories he told went something like this:

"We're sitting around at my friend's house with a case of beer and so stoned we can barely move, the guy whose house it is isn't in the room, and all of a sudden we hear a noise at the door. An orangutan walks across the room, takes a swig of beer, goes into the bathroom and closes the door. We're looking at each other like 'did we just see that?' and a minute later, we hear a flush, it walks out of the bathroom, takes another swig of beer, and walks out of the room. We couldn't stop laughing."